Gift Genius | It's what's inside that counts

Sir Kensington's Gourmet Scooping Ketchup

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:27:06 GMT

A burger without ketchup is like popcorn without butter: perfectly edible, just not delectable. Luckily, the people behind Sir Kensington's Scooping Ketchup recognize the true power of the condiment and have decided to take it up a notch. See, they've used ingredients like vine-ripened pear tomato puree versus just plain old tomato concentrate; and Agave nectar, honey and raw brown sugar versus high fructose corn syrup, making this the most delicious ketchup we've ever tried. It's so good, in fact, that burgers and fries aren't even required; simply apply some to a piece of pita bread, take a bite, and revel in your taste buds' gratitude.

Colin Stuart Over-the-Knee Stretch Boot

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:09:09 GMT

These over-the-knee stunners are reminscent of the ones worn by America's favorite hooker, Vivan Ward, but slightly tamed down for the everyday fashionista. Paired with some leggings, these leather spandex boots are both sexy and classy, meaning she'll elicit compliments for sure, but not unwanted propositions.

Jessie Steele Vintage Style Audrey Cupcakes Apron

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:46:50 GMT

We're not shy about admitting our weakness for cupcakes. We bake them, we eat them (oh, do we eat them!) and we gift them to those we deem worthy. We also know we're not the only ones with a deep appreciation for the dimunitive treats, which is why this cupcakes apron is one of our proudest finds! Sure, the fact that it was featured on Charlotte in Sex and the City 2 made it relatively to easy to discover, but a joyful experience nonetheless. Gift it as a veritable baking apron...or an oversize bib for voracious cupcake eaters.

Jammin' Johns Toilet Seats

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:44:05 GMT

Going to the bathroom is one of those tedious tasks all humans must do. Granted, some people enjoy it more than others (especially those of the male variety), but we found a way to make it fun for everyone. Introducing Jammin' Johns, hilarious toliet seats with covers in the shape of guitars (both acoustic ad electric) and pianos. Finally, as the company's tag line proclaims, music to our rears!

Charm School Vintage Jellies by Jules Smith

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 02:29:08 GMT

There's something about black jellies that make us truly glad we grew up in the eighties. Madonna's character in Desperately Seeking Susan didn't leave home without them, and now Jules Smith's updated version of the bracelets have become the go-to accessory for Material Girl-worshipers the world over. While this set of black jellies have the same look as the originals, their style gets taken up a notch with the adornment of gold charms that include a star, peace sign, apple, kiss, pear, pineapple, strawberry, and heart.

Lisa Leonard Leather Cuff

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:34:10 GMT

This unisex dark brown leather cuff is simple, casual and durable--an everyday piece that the recipient can wear for years. But that's not even the best part; what steals the show is the hand-sewn sterling silver tag that you can customize with a personal message. May we suggest something like, "Best gift EVER"?

Mii Cake Toppers

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:20:34 GMT

Fact: Couples who plan their weddings completely by the book don't last as long as couples who are more lax about tradition. Take, for example, these Mii Wedding Toppers. They're not your average or expected wedding cake accessories, but we're pretty sure that people who decorated their cakes with them had a hell of a lot more fun on their wedding days (and long after) than those who did not. The bride and groom can have the toppers modeled after their video game avatars, or molded into realistic replicas of themselves. What's more: Paul Pape, the desiger, takes all sorts of special requests, like sports jerseys or military uniforms.

Suitcase Stickers

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:53:10 GMT

Identifying your suitcase at baggage claim can be harder than finding your car at the mall during Christmastime. To the rescue are these hilarious stickers, which make your bag ridiculously easy to spot. They'll also give everyone at the aiport a good laugh, except perhaps TSA. Four stickers for $25.

Crank Brothers Multi-Tool

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:50:27 GMT

This amazing multi-17-tool is a gift for the man's man, and includes 17 tools for common road and trailside repairs. What's best? It's incredibly lightweight and easy to use, so your man can focus on more important things, like racing down dangrous mountains on two wheels.

Cupcake Caps

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:36:06 GMT

Cupcakes get a makeover with these new Cupcake Caps. These ingenious little caps allow people to customize their cupcakes for almost any occasion...Earth Day, baby showers, weddings, even to pay homage to a favorite sports team. These cupcake toppers will make even the most novice bakers look like they have Betty Crocker in their family lineage. $12 per dozen.

Focus Cuff

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:23:08 GMT

Serious photographers know that breaking a lens is a huge pain in the ass. Rather than cry about it, though, photog Craig Arnold opted to take the "make lemonade out of lemons" route by creating unique cuffs from the broken lenses. Each piece is one-of-a-kind and most certainly a conversation piece. It's the perfect gift for both avid and aspiring shutterbugs.

1980's Retro Candy Gift Box

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:34:43 GMT

Nostalgia comes in all shapes, sizes...and flavors. This colorful gift box is filled with everyone's favorite candy from the eighties, including Grape Heads, Nerds, Pixy Stix, Pop Rocks (don't eat 'em with Coke!), Gobstoppers, and many more. Gift this to the person in your life with an insatiable sweet tooth for the sugary delights of yore.

Ice Hockey Mask Earrings

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:08:41 GMT

There's nothing elegant about hockey. All the fights, blood, and brutish men cross-checking each other can scare a girl away. But what is she to do if her boyfriend or husband worships the puck? Gift her these adorable hockey mask earrings. It'll allow her to show her support without necessarily having to succumb to extreme fandom.

Box of 24 Set Edition Cards

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:56:19 GMT

There's something about words in print that are more convincing than when they're simply uttered. For example, you get in a fight with a boyfriend or girlfriend and you want to make up, but saying "I'm sorry" just doesn't seem to cut it. To the rescue are Set Edition cards. Statements like, "I AM IN A BAD MOOD AND TAKING IT OUT ON YOU" and "YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM WRONG" are displayed in elegant type on crisp, white cards. Simply hand one to your annoyed loved one and you'll be back in their good graces in no time.

Out of Print Clothing Tees

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 01:09:02 GMT

Here's yet another way for hipsters to look over-educated. Thanks to these T-shirts, which feature the covers of classic books, most of which are out of print (think One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and On the Road), Brooklynites and Silverlake denizens can look cool while also flaunting their expensive education. For that extra vintage-y touch, each shirt is treated to feel super soft and worn, "just like a well-read book."

Chalkboard Wine Tag

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:52:21 GMT

There are so many phrases we can think of to write on these adorable little chalkboard wine tags adorned with 100% wool flowers, like "let's get drunk," for the party girl best friend or "Mother's Milk," for...well, your other party girl best friend. We also like "I love you berry much," for the cutesy girlfriend who indulges in baby talk. But our favorite? "Message outside a bottle." Gift that one to the person who may already be a bit tipsy. Depending on how drunk they are, it'll either confuse them or make them laugh, which are both satisfying results.

Skybar Wine Chill Drops

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:59:52 GMT

A cocktail party (even a cocktail party for one) can be completely ruined if the white wine isn't chilled. So what is one to do upon discovering that their favorite vintage needs a couple hours in the fridge before it can be served? Reach for the Skybar Chill Drops, of course. These stainless steel drops are kept in the freezer and when placed in a glass or champagne flute, chill the liquid within 90 seconds. Finally, the perfect kitchen accessory for last-minute toasts.

Ole Henriksen Men's Kit

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:33:26 GMT

If all the fuss were taken out of grooming, do you think your man would be more diligent about maintaining a beauty routine? Well, duh. This Ole Henriksen kit contains all the ingredients he needs to look good with the least amount of effort. The kits consists of a natural hair wash, an on-the-go cleanser, a restorative cream for the face, and a walnut complexion scrub. See, all very simple and masculine products. And you have to agree, even the walnut is the manliest one in the nut family.

Jack Robie Men's Shirts

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:53:19 GMT

The ready-to-wear shirts designed by this company are all inspired by Cary Grant's character in "To Catch a Thief," the impeccably dressed guy who embodies "American cool." It's the perfect gift for the man who wants to transistion effortlessly (and in style!) from the boardroom to the bar, the breakfast meeting to the boat. And while versatility is supremely important, so is the fit: trim with a slightly shorter length, and a shrink-resistant collar. For that extra added touch, they're all pre-washed for softness--something, of course, that's essential to any cool cat's wardrobe.

Offerings Good Luck Candle

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:08:56 GMT

Just saying "good luck" to a graduate (or writing it in a card) is a bit lackluster, so how does one deliver the message powerfully without breaking the bank? The answer is this Offerings candle, with fragrances of spicy pink pepper, Kashmir saffron, sweet frankincense and graceful sandalwood. It promises to evoke feelings of support and encouragment in the studious recipient, and even allows you to personalize the inner package with your own words.

Urban Blanket Esplanade Bag from Monkey Bed

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:32:23 GMT

It's a concrete jungle out there, so why not make sure your friend is prepared for anything, including an impromptu picnic on a patch of green? The Urban Blanket Esplanade Bag from Monkey Bed is designed to carry everything an urbanite could possibly need, namely a zip-out fleece blanket with corner rock and security pockets. There's also a neoprene pocket that perfectly fits take out containers, or a laptop. What's more? There are padded sleeves for two water or wine bottles. It's the all-in-one bag for the busy person with a penchant for picnics. See the video!

Wolfgang S Birdhouse

Wed, 19 May 2010 01:53:33 GMT

For the person who's obssessed with both birdhouses and security cameras (or at least the illusion of a security camera), this sleek little contraption feeds birds while also keeping (not-very-smart) burglars away. It's a gift that's funny, bird-friendly, and...falsely fierce.

Horse Head Pillow

Tue, 18 May 2010 22:46:34 GMT

We're gonna make you an offer on a gift you can't refuse. Rather than dealing with the mess of severing a real horse head, here's a cuter, more comical option. Still get your point across without ruining $1000 silk sheets. Think of it as the softer side of revenge.

The Chalkboard Globe

Tue, 18 May 2010 21:50:49 GMT

Ordinary globes are so serious. All the countries are in their set places, continents are in their predictable positions, even the equator is where you knew it would be. If you've seen one globe, you've seen them all...until now. This chalkboard globe allows the recipient to draw on it however they please. A globe that's both timeless and cool, now that's a world-class gift.

Half Liter Pirate Skull Drinking Glass

Tue, 18 May 2010 21:19:39 GMT

This half-liter skull drinking glass pretty much guarantees the recipient will feel the way this cup looks, by morning. But who cares? Think about all the fun he or she will have getting there! The best part? This glass screams, "don't mess with me," or "hey, mess with me, but be prepared to die." Everyone loves a drunken badass.

Baby Toupees

Tue, 18 May 2010 21:05:11 GMT

What do you get when you add Donald Trump's hair to a baby's head? Hilarity, that's what. These baby toupees come in different varieties, like The Bob, The Lil Kim, and The Samuel L., and don't require you wait 'til Halloween to use them on your little bundle of joy. Or in this case, little bundle of comedy.

Belkin Bluetooth Music Reciever

Tue, 18 May 2010 06:30:37 GMT

If you buy this Belkin Blutooth Music Reciever for the iPhone addict in your life, expect to find him or her even more glued to their favorite Apple gadget than they were before. This little device locks up with the iPhone and plays all the recipent's playlists wirelessly to wherever their stereo happens to be...within 100 feet. It's never been easier to cue up the good times.

Digby and Iona Raccoon Skull

Tue, 18 May 2010 05:53:21 GMT

If Lil' Wayne had a raccoon skull instead of a human one, this is what it would look like. Luckily, this skull, made from matte porcelain and 23k gold glazed teeth, looks far better on a coffee table than behind bars. Dare we call this a multi-platinum hit when it comes to gifts? Yeah, we dare.

Lovi Heart Postcard

Tue, 18 May 2010 05:00:25 GMT

People are usually circumspect of the statment, "the check is in the mail," but "my heart is in the mail"... who wouldn't believe that? This super sweet card turns into a three-dimensional heart when its flat-packed pieces are put together, and even comes with a string, so the recipient can use it as an any-time-of-year ornament. Snail mail has never been this romantic!

Know-it-All Pencil Set

Mon, 17 May 2010 22:43:04 GMT

There's just something about a new pencil set that gives both adults and kids that anticipatory first-day-of-school feeling. This particular set is the epitome of "geek chic," with a half dozen colorful pencils all printed with important factoids like, "I before E except after C" and "Largest Mammal--Blue Whale." Now the recipient can actually be as smart as owning a pencil set makes her look.

Polaroid 300 Instant Camera

Mon, 17 May 2010 22:23:06 GMT

Remember the days when the cultural anthem was to "shake it like a Polaroid picture?" Sadly, Polaroid stopped making film for instant cameras shortly after that. But nostalgic posers (and casting agents) the world over apparently couldn't live without the camera, because it's back in full effect, except this time in a tighter, sleeker package. It's also been updated with four lighting settings and an auto-flash, which means photos have never been so perfect and retro at the same time.

The Small Stakes: Music Posters by Jason Munn

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:24:01 GMT

Know people who love music but don't have enough wall space for all their favorite concert posters? Gift The Small Stakes, which features 150 of Jason Munn's sophisticated and design-conscious posters for a variety of artists, from Pixies and the Decemberists to Flight of the Conchords. An added bonus is a forward by Nicholas Harmer of Death Cab for Cutie.

Edamame Organic Takeout Garden

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:19:39 GMT

We know fancy sushi places offer edamame on the menu--but why spend the money when you can easily grow it? This kit comes with all the essentials--seeds, potting material, and an eco-friendly rice hull pot and tray. Now, if only we could figure out how to grown our own spicy lobster rolls.

Talking First Aid Kit

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:14:16 GMT

Hypochondria and klutziness are dangerous qualities by themselves, but combined? Truly terrible. Imagine someone who is constantly tripping and falling, and then convincing themselves that the resulting bruises are signs of a deadly disease. If this sounds like someone you know, give them this talking first aid kit. It contains the necessities for different kinds of mishaps--from bleeding to bites and stings--and talking instruction cards that will calmly guide recipients through their injuries. Just the thing to soothe pain and panic attacks.

Style Your Door

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:01:04 GMT

Don't you wish you had a door in your house that magically led to somewhere awesome--like Italy, a kick-ass party, or an alternate dimension where every day is Saturday? That's never going to happen, but you can help someone pretend by gifting a Style Your Door "billboard" (selections from a view of the countryside to a strip club), which can be affixed to any door for a totally different view.

Blue Barnhouse Letterpress

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:38:47 GMT

It's hard to find a card company that has something for every occasion--so thanks to Blue Barnhouse for managing it. Its humorous offerings include everything from birthdays ("you're old as shit") to surgery ("happy colonoscopy"). They even have brunch covered ("mimosa me!").

Reality Matters: 19 Writers Come Clean About the Shows We Can't Stop Watching, edited by Anna David

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:29:26 GMT

Ever worry about the amount of reality TV you watch? Well, don't--even über intellectuals have fallen for its charms, and here's the proof. In this book, established authors and journalists like Toby Young and Neal Pollack write about the reality TV shows they just can't stop watching. The perfect combination of highbrow and lowbrow.

Anti-Monopoly

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:45:33 GMT

Rich Uncle Pennybags gets a punch in the face with Anti-Monopoly, where players can choose to be either free-market or monopolist and adhere to different rules. Who will win--those who charge fair rent, or the evil big businesses? Gift this game to friends who work in real estate, challenge them to a game, and find out.

Tactical Nuclear Penguin Beer

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:34:53 GMT

What does a guy need after the World's Worst Day? The World's Strongest Beer. That's right--Tactical Nuclear Penguin beer is 32 percent ABV. A couple bottles and he'll have trouble remembering his own name, much less why his day was so terrible. Watch the Video

Luxury Lane Soaps

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:31:12 GMT

People want a lot of different things out of their soap. Some want luxurious ingredients, and others just want something that will make them laugh. Luxury Lane will do 'em both. This company's selection ranges from fancy (soap with shea butter, avocado, and almond oils) to humorous (soap in the shape of Han Solo trapped in carbonite) to downright weird (soap in the shape of--and scented like--a croissant).

Regretsy: Where DIY Meets WTF, by April Winchell

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:19:01 GMT

The biggest arts-and-crafts disasters ever to hit Etsy have been immortalized forever, thanks to April Winchell. Based on the eponymous blog, this book contains handiwork that ranges from hilarious (a painting of a corn dog) to truly horrible (a clock made out of "mostly clean" cheese graters). Gift to compulsive DIYers to teach them an important lesson: Just because you make it yourself, doesn't make it right.

Text-o-Graph

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 00:59:15 GMT

With Textographer, a picture is worth 1,000 words (or however many you want, really). Send the company a picture and text, and it will use that text to recreate the picture, providing limitless gifting options. Send a newly married couple a picture from their wedding made out of their vows, your BFF a photo of you made out of lyrics from the Beatles "With a Little Help from My Friends," or an ex a picture of him or herself made out of all the reasons why you broke up with them.

Bailey Doesn't Bark Ants On My Cushion

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:17:46 GMT

The words "gross" and "cute" don't often appear together, but thanks to Bailey Doesn't Bark, they do here. The pattern on this soft cotton cushion gives the appearance that it's crawling with ants (ew!), but once you realize that's not true, the print actually looks quite pretty (awww). See? Gross and cute. We told you.

Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex, by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:10:16 GMT

While dating, wearing Ed Hardy, Crocs, and/or pleated shorts are all big no-nos. Seems like a no-brainer, but apparently there are enough clueless guys out there to make this book necessary. So if you know one of these poor fools who just can't seem to find and keep a girl, gift this book. It will help (we really, really hope, for their sake).

Little Lunalu Sunglasses

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:54:07 GMT

Little hipsters will never look the part without the right accessories. And that means shades--like Little Lunalu's line, which includes both aviator and wayfarer styles in a bunch of different colors. Gift with an ironic baby tee and a pair of kid's Converse sneakers.

Guns Don't Kill People...Lazers Do, by Major Lazer

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:45:09 GMT

Killer DJ/producer combo of Diplo and Switch (with some help from guest performers like Santigold and Nina Sky) put out this album of crazy, infectious beats. Guaranteed to get any party started--and if people don't get up and dance to this, you might want to check their pulses, 'cause they're probably dead.

Loquita NYC Scarves

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:39:28 GMT

According to its website, Loquita is distinguished by a "naughty and independent spirit." And we can certainly see why--the company's scarves feature fun colors and prints that include a shackle and chains and shotguns. Which means they are perfect for anyone who is a little crazy and a lot style-conscious.

Le Labo Notebook

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:28:30 GMT

We've seen notebooks in all shapes and sizes, but this one is a true original. Why? Made entirely of natural ingredients, it's tough and eco-friendly, and (here's the fun part) if you scratch the surface it'll release a whiff of Santal 26--Le Labo's signature, smoky scent. It's like scratch-n-sniff for adults.

Alanna Bangles by Amrita Singh

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:14:59 GMT

This 18-piece assorted metal, ivory resin and beaded bangle set is an absolute must-have for spring/summer gypsy-chic girls. Visit Amrita Singh's Online Store to see more of their lovely collections.

Bobble

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:24:02 GMT

Step aside, Nalgene--there's a new water bottle in town, and it's called Bobble. Sure, the name might be funny, but it means business. It actually filters the tap water you fill it with, making the water that comes out comparable to the store-bought kind. So no more blowing extra cash on fancy-schmancy imported spring water, and no more disposing of armloads of empty bottles.

ELECOM Egg Mouse

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:20:28 GMT

Say hello to sophisticated design and goodbye to carpal tunnel with ELECOM's egg mouse. This stylish, mod-looking gadget is comfortable to use and comes in a variety of colors, so it will be easy to find on a desk piled high with papers and files.

Cake Balls

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:17:38 GMT

The awesome powers of our favorite sweet things--cake and truffles--are combined to create cake balls. They look like your standard bonbon, but are actually different types of cake (red velvet, wedding, birthday, carrot, etc.) covered in a variety of chocolate coatings. Sorry doughnut holes, but we fear your days are numbered.

Under Great White Northern Lights Box Set

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:14:51 GMT

What do you get the ultimate White Stripes fan? The ultimate White Stripes box set. This collection contains the DVD documentary of the band's Under Great White Northern Lights tour, as well as the corresponding CD with live versions of some of their best songs. Other fun extras include a hard-cover photography book with pics from the tour, a vinyl single, and a silk-screened print.

Christian Louboutin Dolly Forever Barbie

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:10:25 GMT

They don't make Louboutins for kids (unless you are Suri Cruise), which means your littlest shoe addict is out of luck until she's all grown up and can fit into or afford her own pair. You can, however, buy her Dolly Forever, which comes with three pairs of Christian Louboutin-designed Barbie shoes, so she has a way to live out her shoe shopping fantasies until she's old enough to drive herself to Barneys.

Fortune Bandages

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:06:56 GMT

Forget those old flesh-colored Band-Aids. Give friends something interesting to read while their boo-boos heal by gifting these fortune bandages. And by "fortune" we mean "smart-ass observations that the recipient may not want to admit are correct," such as "Karma is a bitch" and "Sucks to be you."

Isaora Lupe Oversized Hooded Sweatshirt

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:03:38 GMT

Old college sweatshirts might seem like the ideal thing to wear for an outdoor adventure--but in reality, they're heavy, bulky and, let's be honest, a little bit schlubby looking. So thanks to our favorite new company, Isaora, for amping up the sweatshirt's versatility and cool factor. This particular one has all the comfort of an oversized hoodie, but is made of wind-resistant fabric with elongated cuffs and a doublewide hem (to keep warmth in). Plus, it's got contoured seams and comes in black (rather than that old heather gray) for a more modern look.

Villy Custom Bikes

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:06:42 GMT

Some people want bikes so they can race down mountains and weave through traffic at breakneck speeds. And some people just want to cruise. Said cruisers will love Villy bikes, which can be customized with tons of different colors and accessories (baskets, bells, cup holders, etc.). Perfect for a ride through the neighborhood or a jaunt to the beach.

James Piatt Handbags

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:01:11 GMT

Know someone whose sense of humor is as dark as Dita Von Teese's dye job? Gift one of James Piatt's provocative handbags. Styles include a dead dog (named in honor of Paris Hilton's discarded Chihuahua), a machine gun, and an abandoned infant. These bags will make people laugh 'till they cry or cry 'till they laugh--but either way, they're laughing.

Glass Drinking Straws

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:56:14 GMT

When you graduate from chocolate milk to mint juleps, drinking accoutrements should get an upgrade, too. That's why we suggest gifting these blown-glass straws, which are much more sophisticated (and eco-friendly) than the bendy plastic variety.

Ubugi Baby Kimono

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:52:12 GMT

Gift little lounge lizards these cute kimonos, which come in tons of prints and colors. Just the thing to relax in while kicking back with a pacifier after a long day of crawling and food flinging.

Send a Message

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:45:22 GMT

Remember when putting your mark on the world meant writing messages in wet cement when no one was looking? This is a much more meaningful option, allowing you to submit a message--from a name to a happy birthday wish to a message of peace--that a local artist will write on the West Bank barrier. When it is done, you will be sent three digital pictures--so even if the wall does eventually come down, you (or whoever you wrote the message for) will have a lasting memory.

Chanel Temporary Skin Art

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:42:51 GMT

Every girl wants something straight off Chanel's runway, but few can afford it--until now. Gift someone with a yen for Paris fashion this temporary skin art, which was featured in Chanel's spring '10 ready-to-wear show.

B-Side Gun Reclamation Project Jewelry

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:52:05 GMT

We know that jewelry can seem like a frivolous luxury to some, which is why we suggest gifting B-Side's Gun Reclamation Project jewelry. It looks cool, and for every piece sold a contribution will be made to the NYC Gun Buy-Back Program (the D.A.'s office and the NYPD partner with local churches to offer bank cards for any firearm turned in at one of their events). The recipient can look fashionable, and the giver can feel good about the money spent. Remember kids, make jewelry, not war.

Plastic Beach by Gorillaz

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:46:48 GMT

England's most famous (and only?) virtual band is back with an über funky new album, featuring an eclectic group of collaborators including Mos Def, Lou Reed, De La Soul, and The National Orchestra for Arabic Music. Even those suffering from the most severe cases of music ADD will want to listen to the whole album over and over again.

The Berkely London's Pret-a-Portea

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:43:30 GMT

Wouldn't it be amazing to be invited to a posh tea in London with designers like Chrisian Lacroix and Matthew Williamson? Well, now you can give a fashion lover the chance. Almost. The Berkeley Hotel in London offers Pret-a-Portea, featuring brew, savory snacks, and fashion-inspired desserts like Mulberry Bayswater-shaped macaroons, Burberry Prorsum Trench Coat cinnamon biscuits,a Christian Lacroix dark chocolate cake dress, and a Matthew Williamson sponge cake dress.

If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You by Kelly Cutrone

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:40:16 GMT

We all know there's no crying in baseball. But there's no crying in fashion either, if Kelly Cutrone has anything to say about it. The notoriously blunt founder of People's Revolution PR firm and star of reality TV show Kell on Earth dishes advice on business (how to go to a loan shark and pull a loan at 17 percent that's due in thirty days) and life (how to hire your first divorce attorney). And recipients of this book had better listen to what she has to say--anyone who can survive an hour with her can survive a lifetime in any job.

Laural Avenue Tea Party Curio Box

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:37:29 GMT

Give kids the chance to have a real Mad Hatter-style tea party, sans tumble down the rabbit hole, with the Tea Party Curio Box. Included are Alice in Wonderland-themed sweets like "unbirthday" cupcakes, Cheshire Cat macaroons, blue meringue mushrooms, and "eat me" cookies. Smoking caterpillar not included.

Scratch My Back by Peter Gabriel

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:32:06 GMT

Sure, we all loved "In Your Eyes" when John Cusak was blasting it from a boom box (remember those days?) in Say Anything, but at some point, you just gotta move on. And no one understands that better than Peter Gabriel, who has put out this album full of unexpected covers of songs by indie artists like the Magnetic Fields, Arcade Fire, and Bon Iver. But for those who do yearn for the past, don't worry--covers of Neil Young and Paul Simon make an appearance, too.

Bark4Beer Dog Collar

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:38:58 GMT

As much as we hate to admit it, teaching a dog to fetch you a beer is a lost cause. Tennis ball, frisbee, newspaper--sure. But booze? Probably not. You can, however, help someone turn their dog into a mobile bottle opener with the Bark4Beer dog collar. It's got an opener attached to the collar that's retractable, which means the owner won't even have to get up to use it, as long as the pooch is within arm's reach. Another step toward sublime inertia.

The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spetaculary Stupid Remarks by Margaret McGuire

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:36:04 GMT

This is a literary monument to all those fist-pumpers, collar-poppers, and trucker hat-wearers out there who opened their mouths and douchebaggery came out. It explores the witticisms of many types of the species, such as Music Douchebags (John Mayer), '80s Douchebags (David Hasslehoff), CEO Douchebags (Dov Charney), and more. Something for everyone!

Genesis Soda Starter Kit

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:42:25 GMT

For those who own every kitchen appliance ever invented--the juicers, the dehydrators, the rice cookers and yogurt makers--here is a fun one we bet they don't have. The Genesis SodaStream Starter Kit has everything you need to make your own seltzer water and comes with two flavor packs (you can choose from a variety of flavors), so recipients can also make their own soda or tonic. Plus, SodaStream soda doesn't have any high-fructose corn syrup, so it's healthier than the regular kind. Like an old fashioned soda fountain, without the old fashioned calorie count.

Republic Bikes

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:37:32 GMT

Republic's cute bikes come in as many customizable color combinations as there are personality types to suit them. Girly-girl? Get her a pink bike with white accents. Adventurous, outdoors-y type? Get her a bike with a wasabi frame and yellow rims.

Lovejoy Vodka

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:32:39 GMT

Designer by day, party-loving lush by night. Sound like anyone you know? Then this hand-crafted, small-batch vodka's for them. When sober, recipients will appreciate the distinctive, design-conscious label. When drinking, they will appreciate the unique flavor and smooth quality. A couple of shots of this and recipients will be feeling the love(joy).

Gut Oggau Wine

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:28:23 GMT

We know wine has different characters, but Gut Oggau takes that idea to a whole other level. This Austrian winemaker has created an entire family of wines, complete with names, faces, and personality descriptions that correspond to their flavor.

Brass Knuckles Mug

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:59:18 GMT

They say that it doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't buy respect or street cred--and we imagine that must be frustrating for some people (ahem, Spencer Pratt). However, you can buy someone the illusion with this mug. All they have to do is drink their coffee out of it and voilà! Instant toughness. To be fair, the only person the recipient will be fooling is herself, but hey--one person is better than none, right?

High Velocity Folding Slingshot

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:01:38 GMT

There is a real art to social climbing. You have to to figure out who you need to suck up to and, more importantly, who to take out on your ascent to the top. So how better to instill a sense of killer aim in trust-funded tykes than by presenting them with a slingshot? They will undoubtedly grow up and learn to wield vicious rumors about rivals as deftly as they did slingshot pellets.

Promises Treatment Centers

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:00:07 GMT

Know a wannabe socialite who would love the chance hobnob with a bunch of big-league Page Sixers? Send 'em to Promises! Many a celebrity have been treated for "exhaustion" here (Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have both paid visits). Will a stay break patients of their addictions? Maybe, maybe not. The important thing is, it offers unparalleled networking opportunities. $8855 per week.

The Official Filthy Rich Handbook

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:58:42 GMT

Teach the nouveau riche the ropes of being wealthy enough to buy several small countries by giving them this book. Authored by Radar magazine cofounder Christopher Tennant, it's full of helpful tips on doing rich the right way, like how to buy a home, hire staff (such as the least marriage-threatening nanny for your offspring), and social status-appropriate ways to spend your leisure time (polo--learn to love it).

Heavy Metal Plasteramic Toy Watch

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:54:19 GMT

Everybody loves a good merger: Exxon-Mobile, Dinsey-Pixar, LVMH. So get tycoons-in-training this ToyWatch, in which two of the company's best-selling styles (The Heavy Metal and Plasteramic) converge. Just looking at it will put the recipient in the mood to negotiate a billion-dollar business deal.

Dumb Blonde's Tape Measure

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:53:44 GMT

We'll let you in on a secret: This tape was developed by some of the world's top industrial designers specifically for Paris Hilton, who recently decided to renovate one of her 23 walk-in closets and insisted on taking the measurements herself. OK, not really, but you get the idea: It's stupefyingly simple to use (and also pretty funny).

Mulberry Oversized Alexa Bag

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:50:29 GMT

For your on-the-go socialite, this must-have spring bag is both stylish and big enough to fit all of life's essentials: library of credit cards, iPhone, makeup bag, the latest copy of Vogue, spare pair of Jimmy Choos, teacup Chihuahua.

Square Up

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:46:42 GMT

Square Up makes it easy for someone with less than no business experience to run a retail operation. It attaches to any device with an audio input jack, accepts payment cards without contracts or monthly fees, and can email and text receipts. And we were wondering how the Kardashian girls were keeping their boutique afloat all this time...

Louis Vuitton Petanque Game

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:44:04 GMT

Petanque, once reserved for the aged and French, is made over for the moneyed and label-obsessed, thanks to LV. Gift to a frequenter of the Hamptons. It'll be just the thing to while away the few hours between hitting the beach and getting ready for cocktails at Tory Burch's house.

Dr. Seuss Goes to War- The World War II Editorial Cartoons of Theodor Seuss Geisel

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:23:00 GMT

Imagine an an ageing millionairess--her business safely entrusted to eager Ivy League alums, her children now middle-aged and busy working their way through a string of failed marriages. So what do you buy her to relieve some of the boredom? This book of World War II-era political cartoons by Theodor Seuss Geisel (otherwise known as Dr. Seuss). It will remind her of the good old days when there were more pressing concerns than whether or not to eat dinner at the country club on Saturday night.

24K Gold Plated MacBook Pro with Diamond Studded Logo

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:20:53 GMT

Some people believe that if you got it, flaunt it. And we can't think of a better way to flaunt the contents of your bank account than by toting one of these 24k gold-plated, diamond-encrusted MacBook Pros around. Plus, it's still a computer, so the recipient can use it to do legitimately productive things--like book the $2,500-a-night Bridge Suite at the Atlantis for a month.

FlourGirl Desserts

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:56:18 GMT

Sometimes you want green tea and ginger-infused gelato for dessert, and sometimes you just want a chocolate chip cookie. Luckily, FlourGirl is versatile enough to handle an array of cravings. The company offers a variety of mouth-watering treats, from traditional (rocky road and iced sugar cookies) to unique (spiced pumpkin brittle and caramel cookie bark). For the most finicky of sweet tooths.

Everything Bagel Spice

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:38:21 GMT

The everything bagel is truly a culinary masterpiece. And now, the seasoning that makes this bagel special is available in bottle format, so you can put it on whatever you want. From scrambled eggs to chicken to potato salad--recipients can make everything taste like everything!

Color-Changing Umbrella

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:28:55 GMT

Rain sucks. It ruins your shoes, frizzes your hair, and makes you regret you haven't moved to a dry and sunny place yet. But there is one way to brighten up someone's rainy day (or, at least, make it more surreal): gift this umbrella. The splash graphics change color when wet, giving the appearance that it's raining paint. Perfect for artists and those suffering from seasonal affective disorder.

Poolside Pong

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:18:20 GMT

Help someone give new meaning to the phrase "pool party" with this inflatable beer pong table. It's over six feet long, and includes regulation set-up (with deep cup holders), anchor hooks, and carry case. Think of it as a competitive swim-up bar.

Texts From Last Night by Lauren Leto and Ben Bator

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:14:26 GMT

Everyone's done it--sent a text detailing a night of debauchery (or sent a text during a night of debauchery, and don't remember it the next morning). But if you have friends who happen to do it more often than others, gift them this book to let them know they are in good company. Contained are some of the most embarrassing, shocking, disgusting, and, more importantly, hilarious texts ever to be sent through the airwaves. Just hope none of the recipient's made it in here.

Pamela Love Dagger Rosary Necklace

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:24:55 GMT

We thought rosaries were for well-behaved, church-going gals. But not any more, thanks to Pamela Love. This bitchin' rosary has silver skull beads and a dagger instead of a cross. Perfect for good girls gone bad.

The Tao of Wu by The RZA

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:58:03 GMT

Fans of the Wu-Tang Clan and RZA will appreciate this book, which is part spiritual guide, part memoir. RZA imparts his unique outlook on life, and touches on a variety of subjects, from Eastern religion, to chess, to kung fu movies and comic books, to saving Method Man's life during a drug deal gone bad.

Why Babies Cry Analyzer

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:54:09 GMT

Babies only have one way in which to express any emotion that isn't entirely positive: to cry and cry and cry. And parents have no real way to tell why their kid is boo-hooing...until now. This baby monitor's advanced frequency analysis technology gives parents insight into why their kid is crying (stressed, sleepy, annoyed, bored, or hungry), so they can take a definite course of action to quiet it down. Makes for happier babies and less sleep-deprived parents.

Girls Can Tell Coasters

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:31:00 GMT

Did you pay attention in high school science class? Nah, we didn't either. So give anyone who needs remedial anatomy lessons Girls Can Tell Coasters. They feature diagrams of things you "studied" in biology class (a human brain), and some things that were not included in the class syllabus but you wish had been (a cheeseburger, a grill).

Butch Bakery ButchBox

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:17:37 GMT

We love cupcakes, but sometimes we wish they didn't always look like they were made specially for our five-year-old niece's imaginary tea party. Luckily, Butch Bakery leaves the pastel sugar and frosting roses behind to make a more mature (and manly) cupcake. Flavors include Beer Run (chocolate cake with beer buttercream) and Big Papi (cinnamon spice cake with dulce de leche filling), and the only decoration is the company's signature chocolate disk with a cool pattern (camo, wood grain, houndstooth, plaid, checkerboard, or marble) on top.

Macha Jewelry Palmer Signet Ring

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:38:42 GMT

Just because your girlfriend likes all things retro doesn't mean she lacks a taste for luxury. Which is why you should give her Macha's Palmer Ring. It's a 9 karat gold vintage signet ring that's been given a makeover with three pyramid-shaped garnets. It's something old and something new.

United Bamboo Limited Edition Cat Calendar

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:35:43 GMT

We know cat calendars are normally right up there with screen-printed sweatshirts and teased bangs in terms of cool factor, but this particular one is awesome. For real. Why? All the felines featured are dressed in mini-versions of outfits from ultra-modern clothing label United Bamboo. Plus, the proceeds go to a no-kill shelter in NYC. This calendar makes for very happy, and hip, kitties.

Assholeology - The Science of Getting Your Way and Getting Away With It

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:32:10 GMT

Yeah, you think being an asshole is easy. Just utter a few choice un-PC phrases in public and you're set, right? Wrong. Being a real asshole is an art form, and, as with everything else in life, practice makes perfect. So if you know anyone with the potential be a master a-hole but is lacking in experience, gift this book. Just be prepared to deal with the results.

LightHeaded Lamps

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:23:34 GMT

When most people finish with a liquor bottle, they chuck it in the recycling with the other empties and hope nobody accuses them of having Ireland over to party. But empty bottles can be used for a good cause, as proved by LightHeaded. These feature real liquor bottles (brands include Absolut, Captain Morgan, and Wild Turkey) as bases. Recipients are sure to enjoy basking in these lamps' boozy glow.

I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated, by Julie Klausner

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:18:43 GMT

This honest and hilarious book takes you through Julie Klausner's love life and the string of crazy musicians/trustafarians/hispters she's dated. If you know someone who hasn't dated one of those types of guys (not very likely) it will serve as a cautionary tale. And for those who have (very likely), well, at least they can laugh along.

Oeuf I Heart Jumper

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:43:41 GMT

Oeuf's snuggly jumper simply states "I heart." Heart what, you ask? Adorable clothes? Cute babies? If we had to guess, the answer would be "all of the above." So gift this to anyone who hearts "all of the above." It's made of alpaca so baby will be comfy, and mom will get plenty of attention in the form of passers-by cooing over how precious her kid looks.

Dive Bar Shirt Club

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:54:52 GMT

You boyfriend is a simple, no-frills kind of guy. All he needs out of a bar to keep him happy is a mug of Bud, a pool table, and some wood paneling. So help him show his appreciation for drinking establishments where cosmos are still a foreign concept by gifting a membership to the Dive Bar Shirt Club. Each month, he'll receive a shirt from a famous dive bar, like The Buffet in Tucson, Buddy's Place in Austin, or Red Hook Bait and Tackle in Brooklyn.

TeaSub

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:48:14 GMT

The British have given us many things, such as an appreciation for good tea, and the Beatles. So gift Anglophiles TeaSub, which combines both in one cute tea strainer. The fun will be seeing if the recipient can use this to make a cuppa without singing "Yellow Submarine."

Digby and Iona Tree Trunk Ring

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:40:14 GMT

You and your sweetheart ever carve your initials into a tree? Now you can make the same romantic gesture in a much more lasting (and nature-friendly) way with this Digby and Iona ring, which you can get engraved with two sets of initials in a heart. Your girlfriend will love it, and trees everywhere will breathe a sigh of relief.

Chocolate Weapons

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:34:41 GMT

Sure, guys like sweets, but that doesn't mean you're going to present your boyfriend or dad with candy hearts or a chocolate rose, right? Instead, gift this chocolate, which comes in the shape of a gun, a grenade, or bullets. He will be able to eat it in public without losing street cred. And remember, candy is less likely to to be pilfered by hungry roommates/coworkers/family members if it looks like a deadly weapon.

Crazy Heart Deluxe Edition Soundtrack

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:25:02 GMT

Does your girlfriend claim to be a big country music fan just because her iTunes is full of Carrie Underwood? Expand her music library with this award-winning soundtrack, which is full of songs from country heavyweights like George Jones, Waylon Jennings, and Lucinda Williams, as well as surprisingly good tracks from Jeff Bridges and Colin Farrell. With any luck, you'll never have to listen to "Cowboy Casanova" again.

StrangeBeautiful Library of Color Volume Sets

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:18:19 GMT

If your girlfriend's an artist, when it comes to nail polish Sally Hansen probably just won't cut it. StrangeBeatiful's Color Volume Sets, however, are the perfect alternative. Created by a former illustrator, the vibrant and unexpected colors are inspired by a variety of real-world sources--from an Ettore Sottsass typewriter to a lobster shell to J. Herbin ink. Plus, they are formaldehyde, toluene, and DBP-free.

Kenneth Jay Lane Faceted Blue Stone Ring

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:25:22 GMT

Sightly reminiscent of a mood ring, but exponentially more styish. It also does the day-to-evening switch smoother than the smoothest of operators.

Pedro Garcia Suede Peep Toe Cuffed Sandals

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:25:08 GMT

If there were B-sides to some of Elvis's greatest hits, there'd certainly be a song about not stepping on these black suede beauties. She can wear them with leggings or jeans, a dress or shorts. A sexy shoe that's also versatile? Talk about every girl's dream come true.

Alexis Bittar Crystal Drop Gold Earrings

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:24:07 GMT

If your girl is simple and elegant (with frequent bouts of sexiness), these are the earrings for her. Encrusted with grey medal beads and crystals, they have just the unique touch a stand-out accessory requires.

Kenneth Jay Lane Chain Link Gold Bracelet

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:23:31 GMT

Yes, chunky links make this one badass bracelet, but the polished gold medal gives it a powerful elegance.

Elizabeth and James Cohen Button Back Sheer Cotton Shirt

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:21:45 GMT

She's guaranteed to be pretty in pink in this sheer top that takes a classic silhouette and sexes it up. It's form fitting with pink and white stripes (and made from 100% cotton): all qualities that point to the Favorite Shirt Category.

Gryphon Metallic Fleece Biker Jacket

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:21:20 GMT

Ziggy Stardust meets Michelle Pfeiffer in this silver crackled metallic biker jacket. It's even cropped for that extra bit of sex appeal.

Lee Angel Chain Bow Silver Necklace

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:20:44 GMT

Coco Chanel famously said, "When accessorizing, always take off the last thing you put on." If that's the case, the girl you buy this gorgeously chaotic necklace for will probably put this on as soon as she gets out of the shower.

Sonia Rykiel Suede Kisses Handbag

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:20:10 GMT

It's a known fact: suede looks best when it's been sealed with a kiss. This adorable bag is perfect for the sassy and stylish fashionista (with a soft spot for romance).

Octogonal Gold Ring

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:05:29 GMT

A ring fit for an heiress, or simply a girl who wants to accessorize like one. What's best? This piece guarantees that her year ahead will be golden.

Oval Pendant on Black Cord

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:05:19 GMT

This necklace with an elegant oval pendant will strike a serious style chord with the uptown or downtown fashionista.

BookBook

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:22:24 GMT

What's old is new again (and better than ever) with BookBook. This may look like a very serious and scholarly volume of literature from days of yore, but it's actually a MacBook case. And don't be fooled by its vintage appearance, BookBook is tough--it's made out of leather with a padded interior and a rigid spine for added defense. Guaranteed to keep recipients' Macs safe, sound, and looking cool.

Pagoda Hoop Earrings

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:45:09 GMT

We're declaring these gold diamond hoop earrings the requisite good luck charms of modern day princesses: magically radiant and utterly distinctive.

Cocktail Rings

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:34:10 GMT

If you like it, then you'd better put a ring on it...even if it's just to complete her look for a fabulous night out. These beauties aren't just any rings either, they're both modern and classic, iconic and chic. Cheers to that.

Rose Gold Crystal Ring

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:44:07 GMT

This Valentine's Day say "I love hue" with this rock crystal ring from Ivanka's Rose Gold Collection. Accented by diamonds, we must say: this is one sweet pairing.

Seed Pearl Tassel Earrings

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:35:59 GMT

Here are some pearls of wisdom: old-school Hollywood glamour looks best when it's been updated with a contemporary style. These earrings prove that beautifully.

Oxidized Black Diamond Bangles

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:33:14 GMT

What's black and white and elegant all over? These ultra-chic bangles, which sparkle with black diamonds. Some of the sexiest we've ever seen, by far.

Rock Crystal Drop Earrings on Pavé Diamond Huggie

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:29:07 GMT

The trend forecast: rock crystal drop earrings on diamond hoops, with a one-hundred percent chance of envy.

Black Onyx Bead Earrings

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:25:26 GMT

Made of black onyx on a diamond wire, these small earrings make a big statement.

Oxidized Black Diamond Hoops

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:21:10 GMT

These are what we call hoop dreams! A pair of true stunners, with black diamonds and rock crystals, they are undeniable style winners.

Skinny Diamond Band with Round Diamond Bezel-Set Charm

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:13:36 GMT

This diamond band graduated from charm school with honors (and a whole lotta sparkle). It's a piece that an equally brilliant engagement ring would love to meet.

NEA Female Massager from LELO

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:19:16 GMT

Know someone who is looking for the perfect traveling companion? One that is quiet, easy to take around, and always a good time? Look no further than NEA. This super discreet (and stylish) vibrator can easily fit in a carry-on or handbag, and is lockable and near-silent, so no more worrying about embarrassing stops at airport security. Plus, it’s got five variable modes and a long-lasting battery, making it a real pleasure to travel with, indeed.

Lecci Mini Mixer

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:18:43 GMT

With the Lecci Mini Mixer, all the world's a dance floor, and the men and women in it, DJs (sans clunky turntables and heavy boxes full of albums). This sleek little machine functions like a two-channel mixing deck, but can fit in your pocket, and features a cross fader, headphone jack, and volume controls. All recipients have to do is plug iPods into this thing and get mixing--there won't be a corner of the Earth safe from impromptu dance parties.

Desktop Girlfriend

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:40:28 GMT

Gift someone this awesome desktop girlfriend, and they will never be without their sweetie again. Recipients can just stick a picture of their significant other in the frame, and can stare lovingly at them for all the hours they are deprived of their actual company. Then, when the relationship heads south, recipients can take out all their anger on this desktop version, which will never argue back.

Desktop Boyfriend

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:39:32 GMT

Gift someone this awesome desktop boyfriend, and the recipient will never be without their sweetie again. They can just stick a picture of their significant other in the frame, and can stare lovingly at them for all the hours they are deprived of their actual company. Then, when the relationship heads south, recipients can take out all their anger on this desktop version, which will never argue back.

Retro Headset for iPhone

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:04:36 GMT

Remember when phones where so big they had keys you didn't need a microscope to see? Had to be plugged into a wall? Could cause bodily harm if you needed them to? Well, you can help a nostalgic friend get back to the good ol' days with this retro headset. They can simply plug it into their cell phone and kazaam! Instant 1975.

Saddleback Leather Briefcase

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:01:08 GMT

Sick of your boyfriend carrying his life in his pockets and putting whatever's leftover in your tote? Gift this very versatile leather briefcase. It can function as a briefcase, messenger bag, or backpack, has no breakable parts, and--get this--has a 100 year warranty. Which means you will never again have to carry his stuff in your purse.

Me/You Pillowcases

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:56:49 GMT

Normally, puzzles aren't our favorite thing. Halfway through you get bored, the edges get bent and stop fitting together, you lose pieces, etc. But these puzzle-like pillowcases are great because they are cute and only require two pieces: you and your sweetie, even if that sweetie happens to be...dare we say, a one-night stand?

Skinit

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:47:29 GMT

You love him. He loves the Patriots (oh yeah...and you, of course). So how do you combine all that love into one perfect Valentine's Day gift? Get him a skin customized with his favorite logo from Skinit. Available for cellphones, laptops, MP3 players, and gaming devices, you can choose from thousands of different designs--from football teams to American Idol.

Cocodot Invitation Service

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:36:09 GMT

Want to help a friend prove she is the hostess with the mostest, even before the day of her big dinner party rolls around? Give the gift of Cocodot (either a membership or one-time use), which allows her to design beautiful invitations and cards and send them digitally or by mail. Recipients also can create an events home page, manage responses and communicate with guests, and post invitations and greetings to social networks. Pay attention, Martha Stewart--this is the future of event planning.

The Redhead's Famous Peanut Bacon Brittles

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:30:58 GMT

Win over football fans by gifting this tasty mixture of peanuts and bacon tossed in maple syrup and spices. We guarantee this is the best bar/sporting event snack money can buy. It's so addictive we suspect it might be sprinkled with a narcotic. OK, we know it isn't, but you get the idea.

Dirtybird Necklace by Hinges

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:52:44 GMT

She might prefer nature walks to spa days and would rather eat seitan than steak, but your favorite eco-friendly gal still wants her accessories stylish and unique, we guarantee it. Which means she will absolutely love Hinges’ Dirtybird necklace, made of recycled wood chips, a gold-plate charm and chain, and a cute feather. And don’t worry, no birds were harmed in the making of this jewelry.

Ion Audio Tailgater Ultra-Portable Sound System

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:01:12 GMT

So your favorite sports fan already has a mini grill and beer cooler on wheels, but what else does he need to create a paradise in the parking lot? Ion’s Tailgater Sound System. It is an all-in-one speaker/amplifier with audio inputs and an iPod/iPhone deck, so recipients can either blast a playlist or create their own tunes by plugging in a guitar, keyboard, or the included microphone (karaoke time!). The best part? This thing has a powerful built-in battery, so recipients can listen to up to eight hours (8!) of their favorite pre-game power ballads without plugging anything in.

Chill Pill Mobile Speakers

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:59:21 GMT

Remember the phrase “take a chill pill?” Well, these pills are definitely built for chilling. Recipients can take these speakers anywhere and use them to listen to nearly anything. Want to enjoy some music while relaxing by a campfire? Done. Want to provide a soundtrack for that big PowerPoint presentation on Monday? Done. Plus, Chill Pills are built tough and tiny, meaning they can be stored as easily in an overstuffed backpack as in a disorganized desk drawer.

Threesum Bangles by Hinges

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:41:48 GMT

Three isn’t always a crowd--in this case, it’s a party. These versatile, tough-chic bangles are made out of recycled conduit, gaskets, and vintage leather jackets--how much more badass can you get? The perfect accessory for a night out (especially if that night includes a visit to a biker bar—a see-and-be-seen biker bar, of course). Gift committed fashionistas this set for a sexy renegade look.

Stainless Steel Lunch Box

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 04:27:37 GMT

If you know someone who likes to bring their lunch to work, chances are they are having a difficult time finding an appropriate vessle to carry said lunch. Where do you find a lunch box these days that doesn't sport the face of Hannah Montana? Well, here, that's where. This stainless steel lunch box is the answer to all the recipient's lunch transportation issues. It's got two tiers for holding hot or cold food, as well as a handy, smaller container for salad dressing and the like.

Blunt Umbrellas

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 04:19:07 GMT

Umbrellas are a lot less dorky than raincoats, but they come with their own particular set of problems. For instance, there is always the possibility you will accidentally stab someone's eye out (including your own) with its edges. The recipient of a Blunt Umbrella, however, will never be in danger, because its edges are rounded and covered in rubber. The unique design also makes it stronger and much more wind-resistant--meaning that, unlike a normal umbrella, it will never, ever, fail them in a storm.

Southeastern Guide Dogs Donation

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:55:11 GMT

Everybody loves a puppy, until the fur ball starts snacking on your upholstery and using the rug as a latrine. But now you can help animal lovers raise a puppy without all the responsibility by making a donation in their name to Southeastern Guide Dogs, which breeds and trains dogs to assist the visually impaired. The best part? You can watch the puppies' progress on the organization's website via regularly updated videos. Best. Procrastination. Ever.

Shwood Glasses

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:29:33 GMT

Know someone who hates the great outdoors? Refuses camp because there is no room service? Considers pigeons dangerous wildlife? Well, they can still commune with nature (and like it) with these Wayfarer-style sunglasses made out of three sustainably-harvested types of wood (Maple, East Indian Rosewood, and Zebrawood). Good for the environment, great for the recipient's cool factor.

Bedside Gun Table Lamp

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:22:49 GMT

What do you use to fight fear of the dark? Light. And a gun (at least, in this case). This lamp will shine brightly so recipients can catch up on their reading, and the handgun-shaped stand will scare off under-the-bed monsters, zombies, and pesky bogeymen.

Baking for Good

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:25:06 GMT

Thank the good Lord for Baking for Good, which makes it possible to indulge in delicious treats and still feel good about yourself. Recipients of products from this company (selection includes sugar cookies, brownies, whoopie pies, and caramel corn) won't ever feel guilty--15 percent of each purchase is donated to a charitable foundation of your choice. Giftees will be eating their way to a better world.

Billykirk Double Wrap Cuff With Scar

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:02:01 GMT

Some people thinks scars are bad, but we think they are badass. In our book scars equal character, moxie, the ability to get into a fight and come out smiling. Which is why we love Billykirk's stitched leather double-wrap cuff. It's tough with a capital T, and has the battle scars to prove it.

2 Carat Cup in Platinum

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:57:33 GMT

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but what is a perpetually sleep-deprived girl’s best friend? Coffee. And now you can give her both at once with the über clever 2 Carat Cup--the coffee mug with a Swarovski-encrusted ring as the handle. Even better, it comes packaged in an oversized jewelry box so the first thing she will see is the ring. But don’t worry about her being disappointed when she realizes it's not genuine bling--just remember, jewelry can’t cure a hangover. Coffee, on the other hand, can.

Oregon Scientific Crystal Weather Station

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:52:27 GMT

Nobody likes a meteorologist--they dress badly and are nearly always wrong about the weather. Which is why we are eternally indebted to Oregon Scientific for introducing the Crystal Weather Station. It functions both as a clock and a 24-hour weather station that illustrates its predictions with 3D icons. Plus, it looks sleek and sophisticated. Beat that, weatherman!

Cosmic Coupling by Starsky and Cox--The Sextrology of Relationships

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:45:31 GMT

So your friend likes the cute new guy two cubicles down from her--wanna help find out what romantic fate is written in the stars for her? Sextrology experts Starsky and Cox’s new book makes it easy (and fun). It explores every possible relationship between star signs, analyzing couples based on the three (most important) C’s: chemistry, compatibility, and carnality. Just don't be suprised when your friend picks this book as her maid of honor when she ends up marrying the guy.

JuiceBar Portable Solar Charger

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:42:02 GMT

Take a moment and think of all the poor, starving electronic devices out there, temporarily marooned at the bottom of a purse or neglected by ornery power cords. Isn’t that terrible? But there is something you can do about it: gift the JuiceBar. This awesome little portable battery pack stores enough power to charge most handheld electronic devices (it can charge a cell phone several times). Even easier, it can be recharged via USB connection or the built-in solar panel. The recipient’s electronics will never go hungry again.

Giles & Brother Railroad Spike Bracelet

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:33:18 GMT

Man jewelry is difficult. (Also, read: man, jewelry is difficult.) It can go from cool to cheesy faster than you can say "gold chains." This bracelet, however, is a foolproof exception because it says, “Yeah, I’m stylish. But I also hunt grizzly bears for fun and know how to weld stuff.” If the recipient really wants to play up the image he can lie and say he bent the railroad spike with his bare hands.

Don Quixote First Edition Books

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:49:07 GMT

For those who need to have the best of the best, the rarest of the rare, the hardest to find of the hardest to find, gift Don Quixote's First Edition Books. The collection has everything from Northanger Abbey to The Great Book of Wildfowl Decoys. Even if recipients don't read the books, they will appreciate how nice they look sitting under their Picasso etching, on that Edo period end table they found while scouring an antiques market in Kyoto.

Fetch Chocolates

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:44:17 GMT

Everyone knows chocolate is bad for dogs...but chocolate made in the shape of dogs? Delicious and too cute for words. These Fetch chocolates come in the shape of French bulldogs (though a bunch of different breeds are on the way) and are flavored with mocha and coconut. Plus, $1 from each sale is donated to the Best Friends Animal Society, so although dogs might not be able to enjoy these treats, they still benefit from them.

Weird Book Room Books

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:38:24 GMT

AbeBooks' Weird Book Room is a minefield of useless information, featuring books like The Toothpick: Technology and Culture, The English: Are They Human? and How to Preserve Animal and Other Specimens in Clear Plastic. Not exactly Great Literature, but recipients will certainly have a good time reading anything from this collection.

Erica Weiner Alcoholic's Necklace

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:33:30 GMT

For those who made a New Year's resolution to drink a bit less, gift this model of a pendant from the late nineteenth century, which reads "I promise to abstain from all intoxicating drinks as beverages." Also a good ironic gift for those who have no intention of curbing their hard-partying ways.

Aimee Wilder Wallpaper

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:30:37 GMT

You grow up, you get married, you buy a house, and then you find your thoughts are comsumed by fabric swatches, paint samples, window treatments, etc. So introduce some fun into everyday domesticity by gifting Aimee Wilder wallpaper, which features illustrations of old school boom boxes, sumo wrestlers, and robots.

The Hurt Locker

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:27:17 GMT

For those who like their movies intense, gift the Golden Globe-nominated flick The Hurt Locker, which tells the story of three bomb diffusers in Iraq. Recipients won't take a breath until the closing credits roll.

Royal Dandie Mini Potbelly Pigs

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:04:48 GMT

The winner of our Best Gift Ever contest is 9-year-old Caroline McLaughlin from Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. She submitted the top item on her wish list this Christmas, which are these Royal Dandie mini pigs. Probably the cutest things we've ever seen, and they're real! We don't know if Caroline's parents, Anne and Jim, are as crazy about dimunitive pigs as she, but either way, Caroline wins 10 free movie tickets from Giiv.com for having the best gift idea EVER.

Slix Executive Pack 1

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:49:32 GMT

We believe it's what's on the inside that counts. And yes, that means what's on the inside of your clothes, too. Which is why you should gift guys Slix, undergarments made out of cutting-edge textiles that wick, breathe, and look good doing it. The Executive Pack contains the Influencer undershirt, Closer boxer brief, and Movers socks--perfect for smooth operators. And, now as a special Valentine's Day offer for GiftGenius readers, type in the promo code GGVday upon checking out at Slix and receive an extra 10% off your order!

Screw Key

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:37:14 GMT

Know someone who loves to fix things? Who won't leave your house without changing a lightbulb or fixing a loose floorboard? These screw keys are for him. Each set comes with two key-shaped screwdrivers (one flat, one philips) that can be put on a key ring for easy transportation. Perfect for incurable handymen.

Fu Magnum Moustache Mug

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:31:16 GMT

Ironic mustaches sure are entertaining to look at, but that doesn't mean you want your boyfriend to grow one. Which is why you should buy him the Fu Magnum Moustache Mug. Every time he drinks out of it he will be temporarily blessed with funny facial hair, you can get your laughs in, and nobody will suffer for the sake of appearences.

Geeky Cartoon Pillows

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:24:55 GMT

We know it's hard for some people to say goodbye to their favorite applications when they shut down their computers for the night. But with these handmade fleece pillows, they won't have to anymore. Pillows feature different icons such as Facebook, AIM, RSS, Firefox, and Skype so that recipients can have the comfort of feeling connected to their precious technology, even when they are not.

Absinthe Floss

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:19:56 GMT

For those who love to party the night away and, accordingly, hate getting up in the morning, gift Absinthe floss. Though users won't experience any of the effects of Absinthe, they will get to enjoy its traditional anise flavor. At the least, this will make a nice change from mint; at the most, it will remind recipients the fun doesn't have to stop just 'cause the sun is shining, and encourage them to keep on partying.

NorthFace Rolling Thunder

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:57:05 GMT

If Zeus were traveling (or just had to roll out in a hurry), he would be stuffing his booty into this high-performance piece of luggage. Northface is known for its dependability and durability in extreme conditions. With 8400 cubic centimeters of God's finest storage space, any mortal who prefers living on the edge would be remiss not to make this bag his new best friend.

EyeClops Night Vision Binoculars

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:53:04 GMT

These night-vision binoculars take the game of Hide and Seek to a whole new level. Kids: turn off the lights, then tell your prey (i.e. the nerdy neighbor kid) to seek solace in his most coveted hiding spot. The invisible infrared illumination on these bad boys render even the stealthiest of "hiders" completely vulnerable. Adults: satisfy your sadistic humor by using these on your friends in a dark room while creepily calling out the name Clarice.

Thabto "Brass Knuckles" Mug

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:58:17 GMT

This is for the tough guy who drinks his coffee black, no milk, no sugar. The brass knuckle-esque handles will convey how seriously he takes his coffee, and will guarantee no one will so much as breathe in his direction until he has had his dose of caffeine.

Happy Hour Glasses

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:53:47 GMT

Sometimes you want to have a nice, relaxing after-dinner drink, and sometimes you just want to get wasted. Recipients of Happy Hour glasses can do both with ease. The top is for cocktails (classy) and the bottom is for shots (trashy), thus creating the happiest of happy hours. $12 for a set of 2.

Mi Adidas

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:47:33 GMT

This is the ultimate indulgence for sneaker freaks. Green shoes with red laces and blue stripes? Done. Purple shoes with yellow stripes and the recipient's name written on them in orange? Done. Normal shoes that won't blind everyone who looks upon them? Also done.

Battling Helicopters

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:42:52 GMT

Recipients of these fighting helicopers can create their own action movies any time they want. The helicopters use infrared beam weapons to battle against the other; the first pilot to hit his opponent three times with the beam (complete with battle sounds) will cause the enemy to go into a tailspin. Killer, huh? Plus they are small and super lightweight, which means lazier recipients won't even have to go outside to use them.

Digital Coin Counting Money Jar

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:38:18 GMT

This is not your average money jar. Sure, it looks like one, but it will also count up any loose change you put in there and keep a running total. Perfect for penny pinchers and math-phobics.

Ivanka Trump Wedding Proposal Package

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:32:18 GMT

Your fiancée want the Ivanka Trump dream wedding? The posh country club setting, the made-to-order designer dress, the celebrity-heavy invitation list? Probably not going to happen. But you can bring her one step closer with the Ivanka Trump Wedding Proposal Package. With the purchase of any diamond engagement ring from Trump's Bridal Bar, you and your intended get: A one night stay at either the Trump International Hotel or the Trump Soho, champagne upon arrival and one dozen long-stemmed roses, a three-course dinner, and continental breakfast.

The Trump Card: Playing to Win in Work and Life Hard cover by Ivanka Trump

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:33:31 GMT

In life, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, when to walk away, etc. And there is probably no one better to advise you in such matters as Ivanka Trump, next in line to rule the Trump Empire. So gift this book to anyone who wants to learn to win big in all aspects of life.

WTF Snowglobe

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:29:58 GMT

Sure, Christmas is about Santa and reindeer and snowmen, but it also always contains a good dose of WTF. As in, Great Aunt Norma got drunk and passed out at the dinner table, WTF? My mom gave me another set of shoe horns, WTF? Which is why we have the WTF snowglobe. Give it to someone who has a big family--every time they feel like they might crack, they can shake it up and remember this is all part of what makes the holiday season so very special.

The Alkindus Distiller

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:26:20 GMT

Martha Stewart wannabes are still out there. They might not admit it out loud, but they betray themselves by expressing enthusiasm for activities like pie baking, candle making, and decoupaging. Know anyone who fits that description? Then gift the Alkindus Distiller, which will allow them to make their own perfume. This will satisfy the most intense DIY addictions.

Matt Bernson Gold Bar Clutch

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:21:41 GMT

The price of gold may be soaring, but, thanks to Matt Bernson, girls can still get their hands on a nice big brick of it...or at least something just like it. This cute clutch looks like something straight out of a high-security vault and will hold all of the recipient's essentials for a night out. Can a real bar of gold do that? We think not.

The Noir A-Z by Julian Hibbard

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:11:08 GMT

In Julian Hibbard's world, L is for Lascivious, Q is for Quiescent, X is for Xanthic. Accordingly, his dark abecedary is full of SAT-worthy words and corresponding sexy pics. Your kid's ABC's this ain't.

BlackRoc

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:05:25 GMT

Thanks to BlakRoc, one of the year's most interesting musical collaborations, recipients will no longer have to choose between rock and rap. Garage blues band the Black Keys joins forces with some of hip hop's biggest names--Q-Tip, Mos Def, RZA and Raekwon, to name a few--to create this truly unique must-have album.

McRoskey Camel Hair Blanket

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:04:14 GMT

Camels. They’re ornery, they spit, and they don’t smell too good. But somehow, their hair makes the best, most comfy blankets. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma. In any case, if you know someone who is constantly complaining about the cold, gift this camel hair blanket from McRoskey, which is lightweight yet delightfully warm.

Nantucket Embroidered Pillow

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:51:01 GMT

Everybody raves about vacationing in Nantucket, but if you know someone who has not had the chance to party with Tommy Hilfiger and John Kerry, give them this pillow. It is embroidered with all the most famous landmarks, highlights, and traditions, so the recipient will know exactly what they are missing.

Aromatherapy Monogram Sachets

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:20:06 GMT

These classy, monogrammed shautang pillows contain lavender, oak moss, and other calming scents designed to de-stress. Which means that recipients can store them in their office desk drawers, and every time they feel like they might cause their boss bodily harm, they can take a big whiff and all will be well.

Assouline Heart Poker Notebook

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:02:53 GMT

It's rare that you can please romantics and hardcore card sharks at the same time, but Assouline has managed to do it. This white leather-bound blank notebook has silver-edged pages, a ribbon bookmark and, of course, is imprinted with a heart card suit.

Personalized Stuffed Animals

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:53:07 GMT

These personalized stuffed animals can be made into the cartoon image of anyone, and therefore can serve many, many different purposes. If you know someone in a long-distance relationship, get one of these made in the image of their significant other, so they can cuddle with the pretend version. On the flip side, you could also get it made to look like the recipient's mortal enemy. What they decide to do with it is up to them.

Pose Prints

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:46:35 GMT

These cards feature cute cartoons that you can customize to look just like the recipient, right down to their signature pose. You can even add on accessories-- they have everything from a pregnancy belly to a martini, though we suggest not putting those two things on the same card.

Official Turkey Taster Pet T-Shirt

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:25:41 GMT

Turkey tasting is a real dirty business, but someone's got to do it. Might as well be the dog.

Ad Hoc at Home (Hardcover)

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:25:26 GMT

The Crowned Prince of American Comfort Food brings us family-oriented recipes.

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:21:59 GMT

If you're going to do Thanksgiving right, then you must...we repeat, MUST...invite Snoopy and the gang.

Epicurean Carving Carving Board Studded

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:20:06 GMT

A beautiful non-porous cutting board designed specifically for carving roasts and poultry that can also double as a trivet.

Baby's First Thanksgiving Bib

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:19:07 GMT

When is the last time you tried to gnaw down on a turkey leg with a set of baby teeth? Yeah, exactly. It's a tough task.

Monogrammed Decanter

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:18:01 GMT

Every bottle of wine longs for the repose of an elegant decanter. Indeed, it is the only place for any varietal to relax and breathe for a minute before showtime. Everybody will be happy, including the vintner that brought you that bottle of wine you almost shortchanged.

Vegetarian Times Complete Thanksgiving Cookbook

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:16:41 GMT

Picking at the side dishes just doesn't cut it, and we're telling you from our own experience, a Tofurkey is not a viable option for Thanksgiving. Vegetarian Times has come to the rescue with this gem to deliver us this creative and substantial disher for our animal-friendly guests.

Gobble 'til you Wobble Tee Shirt

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:14:49 GMT

We're not sure how much Tryptophan an infant can handle before they succumb to a food coma, but one thing is for sure...we are going to remind her when she's all grown up about how after one Thanksgiving dinner, she took two wobbly steps toward her crib before she settled for the nearest area rug.

Bloom Flowers - Oranges/Limes

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:13:51 GMT

Give thanks to Bloom for this dulcet arrangement of autumn flowers. With this idyllic centerpiece on the table, everything else will fall into place.

Fresh Sugar Candle

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:11:56 GMT

Leave this candle lit as you're finishing arranging the feast. It is like a tailgate party for your olfactory senses.

American Fashion Cookbook

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:10:20 GMT

Creative people simply cannot be limited to one thing. Assouline scores again with this fashion-inspired cookbook. Pages upon pages of delectable recipes donated by the likes of Carolina Herrara, Isaac Mizrahi and John Varvatos.

Chocolate Sitting Turkey

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:09:15 GMT

Lay these sitting ducks...excuse us, chocolate turkeys, beside each plate and watch the prandial carnage ensue.

Turkey Lollipops: 24 Count

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:07:25 GMT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a turkey pop? See if you can solve this timeless puzzler without gobbling the whole thing up.

Inspiring Autumn Spice Bon Bon Collection

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:07:24 GMT

Probably the only thing that could get Peg Bundy off that blasted couch was the prospect of some Bon Bons on the other side. After a handful of the Autumn Spice variety, you'll know why. Meaning "good good" in French, room for dessert will definitely be made for these heavenly jewels.

Talking Moo Mixer

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:45:02 GMT

We know parents are always looking for new and improved ways to force, cajole, or otherwise trick their children into drinking their milk. Well, now they can add this fun gadget to the list: The Talking Moo Mixer. It mixes a perfect glass of chocolate milk every time, and it moos while it works.

Gold Label Recipe Box

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:34:32 GMT

Help perpetually disorganized cooks out with this adorable recipe box, which has tons of room and handy dividers to keep everything neat and tidy. It'll make any recipe look good, even if it's for Aunt Gladys' lima bean casserole.

Turducken

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:06:13 GMT

Turducken. We know you have heard of it, probably joked around about it. But, yes, it actually does exist. This magical, mysterious turkey/duck/chicken combination (which comes with cornbread stuffing) is available for anyone who isn’t satisfied with a boring old turkey on Thanksgiving.

Whimsy and Spice Homemade Marshmallows

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:02:38 GMT

There are a couple ways to jazz up an ol’ fashion mug of hot chocolate. One way is to add booze. The other way is to float a couple of Whimsy and Spice’s homemade marshmallows it in. They come in four flavors, from traditional (chocolate, caramel) to unique (maple, cardamom). So gift a couple of packets of these and a bottle of Kahlua to chocolate enthusiasts with a note that reads "Happy Winter!"

Momofuku by David Chang and Peter Meehan

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:58:08 GMT

Can’t get to one of David Chang’s famed NYC restaurants? No worries, you can emulate the experience at home with the Momofuku cookbook. Asian food connoisseurs will love this homage to ramen and pork buns at their best. Chang also answers the age old question, “What the f--- would I do with brussel sprouts?” We won’t give away his answer, but, trust us, it’s delicious.

Campari Suspension Lamp

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:16:13 GMT

So your guy wants to turn your garage into a bar. Instead of letting him hang fluorescent Coors Light signs everywhere, encourage him to take a classier route by gifting this lamp. It’s made out of real Campari soda bottles--much more European-style hangout than dive bar.

Nina Wexler Fingerless Gloves

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:13:03 GMT

Riddle: What fights the cold and cancer at the same time? Answer: Nina Wexler’s Fingerless Gloves. This super-cute rugby stripe version is made of 100 percent cashmere, and all of the designer’s profits go directly to breast cancer research.

Mini Shatsu Onesie

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:03:23 GMT

Most parents want their kids to grow up and be doctors or lawyers--you know, good, solid professions that pay the bills. But we are sure there are parents out there whose dearest wish is that their kids grow up to be…well…cool. And if you know any parents like that, gift them one of these onesies--among the choices are Electric Guitar and Fashionista, for mini rock stars and designers-to-be.

Sports Rattles

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:00:06 GMT

You wanna raise an MVP, you need to start 'em off early. With these sports rattles, new parents can familiarize future star athletes with the tools of the trade--a baseball, basketball, and football. Game on!

Claflin, Thayer & Co Tiled Bag

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:57:10 GMT

Tough girls need tough going-out accessories--like this tiled bag from Clafin, Thayer & Co. It’s big enough to hold the essentials and can function as a wallet or clutch. Plus, the rockin’ black and gold pyramid studs will protect the recipients’ possessions from the hazards of partying, and they create an awesome design--like the coolest game of Tetris you have ever seen.

Superfeakonomics: Global Cooling, Patriotic Prostitutes, and Why Suicide Bombers Buy Life Insurance, by Stephen Levitt and Stephen Dubner

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:52:47 GMT

The authors of New York Times bestseller Freakonomics offer an even more outrageous (and amusing) sequel. Levitt and Dubner consider the tough questions that you never even thought to ask: what is actually more dangerous--driving drunk or walking drunk? Can a sex change boost your salary? Can eating kangaroo save the planet?

The Exorcist (The Version You've Never Seen)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:17:45 GMT

It seems like movie studios produce hundreds of horror flicks on a weekly basis, so how are you supposed to know which ones to buy scary-movie buffs? Take our advice, and gift them this classic.The original was already nightmare-inducing, but this version has new, totally freaky scenes added. We're not going to go into details, except to say The Exorcist: The Version You've Never Seen = Straight Up Terrifying.

Crazy New Sh*t Rug by Dan Golden

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:13:50 GMT

Have a conservative friend that you are always encouraging to be more adventurous, try new things, etc.? Give them this rug to remind them that in life, there are two paths: the one that features the Same Old Shit, and the one that leads to Crazy New Shit. (And, P.S., Crazy New Shit is usually the fun one.) Gift with a note that says "So, which one's it gonna be?"

Archie Grand Notebooks

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:10:35 GMT

We are told that a good way to combat writer's block is to make lists. So give struggling writers these notebooks, which come with inspiration right there on the front. Titles range from "Architects I Have Met and Liked" to "Santa Clauses I Have Met and Liked" to "Husbands I Have Had and Liked." See? Something for everyone.

College Polos

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:07:00 GMT

Polo shirt wearing shouldn't be reserved to preppy collar-poppers, and with that in mind, College Polos offer logos beyond your standard alligator or pony. The company has aspiring musicians and drinking game champs covered with "Rock Star" and "Beirut Hero." We can't wait to see what they think up next.

2 Bandits Boot Jewelry

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:04:19 GMT

It would be nice if we could buy a new pair of boots every time we wanted to change up our look, but ol' budget won't allow it. Thanks to 2 Bandits, however, girls can change the look of their shoes--from rocker to tribal to feminine--in seconds, without doing serious damage to their bank accounts. All they have to do is strap a piece of 2 Bandits' jewelry onto their favorite pair of boots and voila! Just like new.

Puzzle Tray

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:54:38 GMT

Want to keep family dinners from becoming food fights? Give kids this puzzle-like tray, which will encourage them to think while they eat (and thus, take their minds off of dinner-flinging). It gives new meaning to the phrase "brain food."

Jellycat Wooly Mammoth

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:51:02 GMT

New parents are forced to multitask on a daily basis, so shouldn’t their kids' toys be able to as well? Well, Jellycat’s Wooly Mammoth can. When closed, he is a snuggly best friend for baby to play with. But parents can simply unfold him to make a comfortable rug/napping spot. Luckily, Wooly Mammoth is also machine-washable, in case baby decides to turn it into a giant burp cloth.

The Wild Things by Dave Eggers

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:46:36 GMT

It's not often that a novel is inspired by a movie based on a kid’s book. Yet here we are: novelist extraordinaire Dave Eggers (who also collaborated on the screenplay for the movie Where The Wild Things Are) offers us a darkly funny grown-up version of Maurice Sendak’s classic story. Let the wild rumpus start!

Manhood for Amateurs: The Pleasures and Regrets of a Husband, Father, and Son by Michael Chabon

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:41:08 GMT

In his first work of non-fiction, Pulitzer prize-winning author Michael Chabon explores what it means to be a man in today’s society. This hilarious and moving book is sure to resonate with any husband, father, and/or son.

Notepod 3-pack

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:32:57 GMT

iPhones are great, but some of us just don‘t want to shell out the money to get one. Luckily, you can give a cash-strapped (or technophobic) friend the next best thing--Notepods. They look just like an iPhone, but are glitch-free and won’t make recipients cry if they get lost or stolen.

teNeues Cool Hotels: Best of Europe

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:51:53 GMT

We know you are supposed to go to Europe for the culture and history--not for the room service and mini shampoos. But for those who demand the best out of their travel accomodations, gift this guide to the coolest and most luxurious spots in Europe. Recipients will be so grateful, they might even bring you back some fancy complimentary soap from their next vacation.

High School Flashback Collection

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:44:43 GMT

Know anyone who is still mourning John Hughes' tragic passing? Gift this collection, which includes The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Weird Science. Also good for Brat Pack fans, acid wash jeans wearers, and people who still look at their high school yearbooks every time they get drunk.

Growing Ring

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:36:18 GMT

Eco-friendly friends will love this ring, which is about a "green" as you can get. In place of traditional bling, the setting contains real grass. All recipients need to do is give it a spritz of water every so often to keep it looking beautiful.

Jackass: The Lost Tapes

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:22:40 GMT

Know someone who just cannot get enough of Johnny Knoxville and his band of deviants? Gift this DVD, which contains previously unaired golden moments and crazy stunts with names like Unicycle Poo Barf and Fast Food Football. Enough jackassery to satisfy even the most depraved soul.

Pink TopHat Cufflinks

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:17:08 GMT

Anyone who spent their childhood constructing entire cities out of LEGOs will appreciate these whimsical cufflinks, constructed out of a variety of LEGO pieces--from maps to pirates to Darth Vader.

Lulu's Chick Brownies

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:04:35 GMT

We know real baby chicks are adorable and endearingly fluffy, but Lulu's chicks are so much better than the real kind. Why? Because recipients can spend hours admiring their cuteness, and when they get bored of that, they can eat them. Perfect.

Nightmare: Vampires :: America's #1 Haunted House

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:42:05 GMT

"Vampires" has been rated the scariest haunted experience in all the land. Watch as the murder mystery unfolds all around you through a series of horrific events. It takes place in New York City at the MoVa, the Museum of Vampyric Artifacts, the first in the world of its kind. Don't miss this year's version, "Nightmare 666."

Glow-in-the-Dark Ouija Board

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:29:41 GMT

Your cell phones may get reception twenty thousands leagues under the sea, but how is at contacting the dead? Not so great, you say? Don't fret, the Ouija board has been getting reception since about 1100 BC.

Raven Necklace/Pendant

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:22:38 GMT

The raven is the harbinger of darkness and the unknown. This ominous pendant will let everyone know that you are more than meets the eye.

Coffin Flask

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:54:53 GMT

There tends to be a lot of brouhaha around this time of year. It would probably be best to keep the witch in her coffin.

The Shining DVD

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:49:42 GMT

If you had to choose just one, it would be hard to say what would be Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, but this one might just be it. In our opinion, "The Shining" is the most perfectly executed horror film of all time.

Cannibal Holocaust - Limited 2 Disc Uncut Edition

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:01:53 GMT

Italian horror movies are the best in the world and there are not too many like Cannibal Holocaust. Brought to you by director Ruggero Deodato, it'is a film that will undoubtedly stay with you for years. (A movie about filmmakers going to the jungle to make a documentary.) Lest we say too much, we will leave you with the fact that things go terribly awry.

Horror Classics DVD Collection

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:54:25 GMT

A collection of fifty classic horror movies conveniently placed on twelve DVDs. This compendium contains such must-sees as "Little Shop of Horrors" and "Night of the Living Dead." You can trade this set to any film buff for all the candy on the block.

Haunted House DVD

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:45:56 GMT

This video guide covers everything you need to know in order to create your very own haunted house. The tutorial touches on everything from using common household items to create bone-chilling effects to stellar party planning ideas. A must have for any DIY Halloween enthusiasts.

The Best of H. P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:40:08 GMT

Scary stories are timeless. This Halloween, introduce someone to the originator of the modern horror tale. One of the most influential artists of the twentieth century, you can see the reflection of his blood-curling tales everywhere in literature to music and, of course, film.

Elvis Dog Costume

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:33:46 GMT

We know how your pup likes to act behind closed doors. It's time to let the rest of the world know who's actually the king.

Sexy Oktoberfest Costume

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:30:30 GMT

Help a girl scare her boyfriend to death by having her wear this out on the town this Halloween, and then tell her bring him a beer to let him know it's all good.

Black Gothic Candle

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:33 GMT

There is nothing more eerily mesmerizing than a black candle.

Edgar Allan Poe Wreath Tote Bag

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:17:58 GMT

One of the few gifts you can give this Halloween that will actually be used more than once. Bauhaus patch not included.

Personalized Glow-in-the-Dark Treat Bag

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:12:19 GMT

Make sure your kids are ready for fright night with this glow-in-the-dark treat bag. Personalize it with their names so everyone knows whose candy is whose.

Ferdinand Letterpress Cards

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:47:36 GMT

No matter what the occasion or sentiment, Ferdinand Letterpress has you covered with their collection of cute cards, which range from sweet (Luv You!) to congratulatory (so f------g proud of you!) to ah…blunt (you bastard).

Coffee Stencils

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:39:06 GMT

Recipients can add some interest to their morning routines with Coffee Stencils--just sprinkle cocoa or cinnamon over the stencil to create a fun impression on the foam (for $5 extra, you can create your own personalized stencil). Stencils come in pictures, zodiac signs, messages, and even birth announcements. Hey, nothing will wake a guy up faster than if his morning coffee reads “I'm pregnant.”

Brodmann Blades

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:04:05 GMT

Recipients can become the Nadal of the ping-pong tables with a state-of-the-art paddle. It works like a glove and can be worn in either hand for improved comfort, greater ball control, and a faster and more intuitive game. Will improve beginners’ games, and make old pros practically unbeatable.

This is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Topper

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:57:35 GMT

Poor Judd Foxman, hero of This is Where I Leave You. His wife left him for his boss, he lives alone in the rented basement of a crappy house, and he has to return home to sit shiva for his father and spend time with his dysfunctional family. Gift this hilarious, heartfelt story to anyone who has a family event looming in their future with a note reading “at least you are not this guy.”

Nate Duval Posters

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:51:29 GMT

Band posters are great, and we love supporting our favorite musicians, but sometimes putting one on your wall just screams "dorm room." That’s why we love Nate Duval’s posters, which feature sophisticated designs and promote artists like the Decemberists, Hot Chip, Sonic Youth, and Santogold. Much more MoMA than frat house.

Perky Jerky

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:45:23 GMT

Caffeine. Meat. Both truly excellent in their own right, but what if their powers could be combined? Well, some fellas already thought of that, and the result is Perky Jerky. It’s beef jerky that contains the welcomed addition of guarana, a natural energy booster with twice the caffeine found in coffee beans.

The Indie Rock Coloring Book

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:42:05 GMT

Keep hyperactive hipsters busy for hours with the Indie Rock Coloring Book. Produced by Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project, it contains tons of mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for artists like the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 others. Plus, all the royalties from the book go to charity, so recipients will be doing good while they doodle.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:38:11 GMT

Traditional British comedy of manners meets Shaun of the Dead in this imaginative re-telling Pride and Prejudice. In addition to trying to land a husband, heroine Elizabeth Bennet is also tasked with fighting bloodthirsty zombies after her village falls prey to a mysterious plague. Take that, all you people who think Jane Austen is boring.

Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:44:50 GMT

We bet you know at least one person who still has a collection of original Nintendo and SuperNintedo games that they pledged to donate to Goodwill or sell on Ebay, and just never did. As we speak, they have a cardboard box stashed under their bed or in the back of their closet full of obscure NES gems like Maniac Mansion and Wood & Water Rage, just waiting to be dusted off and played. And now, the day has finally come. This retro duo game system will play any NES or SNES game, and recipients can even use their old controllers. (Of course they still have them.)

Playsam Toys

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:10:33 GMT

We know tots aren't really all that design-conscious, but if they are going to leave their toys lying around the house, parents might as well be able to appreciate them too, right? That's why Playsam is great--they offer a line of streamlined toys, including wooden cars, dollhouses, and rocking horses, that kids will love and won't detract from carefully decorated interiors.

Writer's Block

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:06:36 GMT

There are some afflictions that only time can heal--a broken heart, brain freeze, a really bad hangover. Luckily, we no longer have to add writer's block to this list, thanks to...writer's block. This pad is made up of 500 sheets of recycled paper in fun colors that just beg to be used for idea jotting and spur-of-the-moment brainstorming. But they'll work for grocery lists, too.

Marc Tetro Prints

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:47:25 GMT

For those who love art and animals equally, Marc Tetro offers these bright, Lichtenstein-esque prints. His art depicts cats and dogs, both in portraits and engaging in all their favorite activities--from slurping toilet water to lying across the keyboard so you can' t type.

Hello Kitty Bandages

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:42:42 GMT

We have seen all kinds of Hello Kitty memorabilia, from pencil cases to gumball machines to the jewelry (ahem...KimoraLeeSimmons). But here, Japan’s most famous cat gets to play doctor. This adorable package contains three different styles of Hello Kitty-inspired bandages. Perfect for youngsters and nostalgic adults.

New BluBlocker Sunglasses

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:47:12 GMT

Anyone who is embracing the 80's fashion revival would be remiss not to own a pair of the new BluBlocker sunglasses. These fresh incarnations of the punk-era classic have the same vision-enhancing and UV-blocking lenses as their predecessors and, more importantly, come in equally funky aviator frames. The pink, blue and green frames are especially fun, while white is a little more summer-in-St.Tropez, while gold has a blingtastic effect.

Nixon The Ceramic Watch

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:44:12 GMT

One up the usual leather band with Nixon's eye-caching ceramic women's watches. The white design is unusually chic for a timepiece, and will not be lost on even the most discerning of friends. The venerable Nixon label means recipients can be assured of their new watch’s quality—and accounts for the hefty price tag. This is truly a special-occasion present for ladies who like the finer things in life.

Rao’s Simply the Best Food Basket

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:56:20 GMT

Spoil foodies beyond belief with this treasure trove of Italian treats from one of New York’s most prestigious restaurants, Rao's. Their pasta sauces can't be beat, and this overflowing basket boasts six varieties, including Vodka, Italian Sausage and good old Marinara. Of course, an assortment of Rao’s pasta is also included. The Rao’s cookbook is a wonderful addition to anyone’s kitchen, and the 12-year old balsamic vinegar is a pantry staples for truly ambitious chefs. The mouthwatering Lemon Chicken Marinade, various antipasto (grilled artichokes and roasted peppers with portobello mushrooms, included), smattering of salad dressings (the Roasted Garlic Vinaigrette is addictive) and after-dinner coffee help round out the experience.

Who What Wear: Celebrity and Runway Style for Real Life

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:40:29 GMT

Who made Sienna Miller’s scoop dress, and how can I look more like Gwyneth? The fashion-savvy minds behind WhoWhatWear.com have the answers, and they are putting their fashion advice into print at long last. Regular readers of the site and ladies who frequent fashion blogs will be especially grateful for the tome, as well anyone who is enthralled by celebrity style.

School Life Trophy

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:05:01 GMT

For all your friends who never won any awards at school, gift School Life Trophies. They come with six interchangeable, magnetic plaques, like “Worst Attendance,” “Biggest Gossip,” and “#1 Wannabe,” so recipients can be recognized for all their true talents.

Art Production Fund Julian Schnabel Towel

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:02:14 GMT

Would you use a Degas ballerina as a bookend? Wear Christian Lacroix couture to the supermarket? Use Marcel Duchamp’s Fountain for a bathroom break? Well, now high art can serve a practical purpose. Artist/Director/Designer Julian Schnabel put his own personal stamp on a map of Martinique, which is printed on this Art Production Fund towel. Sure, recipients could hang it on a wall, but they would find it more useful for drying off after a day at the beach.

Loves Me, Loves Me Not Necklace

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:59:33 GMT

Forget daisies—this necklace is a much more portable way to play the old “loves me, loves me not” game. Gift to someone you love, and pray that it lands on “yes” all the time.

Alessi Barbicu

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:56:34 GMT

Sure, most guys we know are more concerned with how their meat is cooked than with how their grill looks. But for the design-conscious grillers out there, Alessi has created its ultra-sleek Barbicu, which can be customized with a trolley and cutting board, or windshield, tray, and griddle. With this grill, the meat will look good, and the cook will look good grilling it.

Bacon Soap

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:50:46 GMT

Not just for butchers, this marbled bacon soap leaves you clean and smelling like a greasy-spoon diner. The soap, which captures the aroma of bacon frying in a pan, comes in a vintage-looking tin labeled "Bacon Soap." You know, in case the hungry dogs chasing you didn’t give it away.

We Met on Facebook Gum

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:47:26 GMT

After incessant poking, writing on each other’s walls, and playing Scrabble all night long, you’re finally ready to take your Facebook friendship offline. Be nice by offering your social-networking buddy a stick of this We Met On Facebook gum. Because there is no quiz on Facebook telling you how bad your breath is.

Princely Ring

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:31:02 GMT

All the bling with none of the ca-ching, this gorgeous square-shape ring sparkles in green, red or black. Designer Rosena Sammi uses stones from Jaipur, India, and handcrafts them into modern pieces of jewelry reminiscent of the royal courts of India. Appropriate because the Princely Ring was most recently spotted on the queen of R&B, Rihanna.

Love is a Four-letter Word

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:20:56 GMT

Love, or should we say, “L@#*” isn’t always about romance and lust—particularly when that love comes to a screeching halt. In Love is a Four-letter Word, a gaggle of authors literarily re-live their most memorable heartbreaks—from the lover who could only get it up if Wonder Woman was on the TV to the scorned boyfriend whose fury was released via urination in his ex’s kitty box. The voyeuristic tales will make any lovelorn reader happy to be single.

Glass Tank

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:05:25 GMT

Refilling your glass at a party is a pain—you have to take a break from conversations, give up your spot on the sofa, and, worst of all, you won’t be able to continue drinking until you have fulfilled your mission. So gift your favorite lushes this glass tank, which automatically refills the attached wine glass but, due to the balance of air vs. water pressure, will never overflow.

Swash Scarves

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:58:28 GMT

Designer Sarah Swash offers her spin on printed silk scarves, with playful illustrations that combine luxury (Fabergé eggs) with current trends (pyramid studs). Perfect for stylish moms and young trend-setters alike.

Gilded 22.5K Gold eiCrate

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:55:44 GMT

If the owner lives in the lap of luxury, why shouldn’t the pet? This is the Playboy Mansion of dog/cat crates, because it’s gilded in real gold. That’s right, 22.5K gold. Plus it has a cool, modern look that won’t ruin the ambiance of the palace it is sure to reside in. (For the more budget-conscious, they offer painted versions at a much more budget-friendly price of $150.)

Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:48:03 GMT

Every morning we hear that annoying buzzing/beeping coming from our alarm clocks, we kinda want to throw it across the room. Instead, we hit “snooze” 5-7 times. But this alarm clock will not inspire those types of reactions in recipients, because it has the recorded voice of Stephen Fry, reprising his role as Jeeves the butler, offering one of several morning pleasantries in a soothing, über-British voice. Wake up messages include “It appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame, Sir,” and, our personal favorite, “I am delighted that you have survived another night.”

Prismera Custom Portraits

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:44:16 GMT

To us, the word “portrait” generally calls to mind stiff oil paintings of rich old people or military leaders. But these are nothing like that—simply send in the recipient’s photo, and in 4-6 weeks you will receive a super cute watercolor fashion illustration of the recipient, ready for gifting on 100% cotton rag paper.

Anlo Brooke Skinny Maternity Jeans

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:40:54 GMT

Just because she’s a Mom-to-be doesn’t mean she has to wear Mom jeans. Pregnant fashionistas will go gaga over these skinny jeans from Anlo with zippers at the ankle and seam detail at the back pockets. But don’t worry—they have elastic insets, so getting into them won’t be a problem.

100 Miles and Running by Wale

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:13:06 GMT

Wale’s mixtape 100 Miles and Running has something for everyone—fun hip-hop, remixes of songs from Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen (overseen by Mark Ronson), and a couple of tracks that will make you want to get up and dance. So for people who answer the question “What type of music do you like?” with the irritatingly vague “Oh, everything. Except country,” this CD is for them.

Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously by William Gurstelle

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:08:13 GMT

What do thrill-seekers do in their downtime? We can’t imagine that in between bungee jumping off bridges, leaping out of planes, and repelling down the sides of huge mountains, they sit at home and watch "The Office." Accordingly, gift this book to die-hard daredevils so that even their bedside reading will be full of danger. It contains all sorts of perilous project ideas (how to make home-made flamethrowers and rockets) and details hedonistic thrills (absinthe drinking). This way, recipients can put their lives at risk in the comfort of their own homes (don’t worry too much, this book does actually contain safety precautions).

Invisible Old Maid

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:03:15 GMT

What’s old is new again—classic Old Maid cards are reinvented in clear plastic so that they are easier to travel with. Plus, cards now feature a kooky cast of characters, including Trespass Troll, El Gigantico, Archbishop Alien, and, of course, the Old Maid.

KidRobot Simpsons Mini Figures

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:58:15 GMT

Simpsons’ fans can now keep the entire cast of characters by their side 24/7, thanks to KidRobot. Each box contains one of 24 mini-sized characters—but, they are blind packaged, so the identity of the character inside each box will be a surprise to the recipient…D’oh!

Teapups

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:35:41 GMT

We have all seen various “It” girls carrying around small dogs in bags—but what about kid divas? A bag full of puppy would be a bit hefty for them to carry around all day, no? So gift Teapups—instead of bags made for carrying small dogs, these are bags that look like they are made out of small dogs. Cute (if, perhaps, a bit morbid) and perfect for little Paris Hiltons in training.

Ticket Stub Diary

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:23:00 GMT

So he has a big shoebox full of ticket stubs under the bed—but what you see as trash he sees as tangible nostalgia. The only solution is to gift this Ticket Stub Diary so he can proudly display all of his stubs, whether they are from going to see Grizzly Bear live in Williamsburg, or that ’93 Pearl Jam concert.

Wicked Plants: The Weed that Killed Lincoln's Mother and Other Atrocities--

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:15:56 GMT

Sure, plants seem all nice and pleasant, but sometimes their outward appearances hide the vicious killers within. Take Monkshood, for example—easily mistaken for an edible herb, but will paralyze your nerves, lower your blood pressure, and ultimately stop your heart. Lovely. So gift this informative (and surprisingly funny) book to overzealous gardeners (to help them survive the wild outdoors), or to allergy-suffering friends (to confirm suspicions that the plants really are trying to kill them). Also good for bad witches and wicked stepmothers.

Shubilove

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:12:14 GMT

If you have a friend who has invested a lot of money in footwear over the years (what women hasn’t, really?), Shubilove bags are for her. They are as cute and stylish as the shoes they will carry, and will protect them from the wear and tear of travel. In a pinch, these bags make pretty nifty wine carriers, too.

What I Know Now: Letters to My Younger Self

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:10:06 GMT

Powerful, successful women including Maya Angelou, Madeleine Albright and Cokie Roberts wrote letters teaching life lessons to their younger selves for this inspirational tome. It’s a natural gift for a mother to give her daughter (and vice versa) or one close friend to give another. The book is especially great for kids who are going out on their own or for friends that might be down in the dumps. Hey, if even Maya Angelou wishes she could have been a little wiser at times, then we all must be doing something right.

Anoname Jeans

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:04:24 GMT

Some of the most famous gams in Hollywood favor these trendy jeans, and it's easy to see why. There's a wash for everyone (from fans of dark blue to more racy red) and the comfy cuts are unusually flattering. The Chrissy Straight jean is great for classic gals, the Paris Skinny is perfect for trendy young things, and the Joelle Boot Cut is an excellent option for ladies that like a little more give in their jeans.

Bryna Nicole Bartol Bag

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:56:28 GMT

Ladies that are suckers for old-school style will love this vintage-inspired bag, and anyone who carries her life in her purse will appreciate the roomy design. The purse—which can be carried as an oversized handbag, and folds over to transform into a shoulder bag—is made from Italian embossed calfskin leather and comes in a range of colors (Paris Hilton has been spotted carrying the tan version) and textures. Needless to say, the snake, stingray and croco-inspired patterns will delight fans of exotic skins.

DwellStudio Baby Finger Puppets

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:41:20 GMT

Help welcome baby with this set of five cotton finger puppets. The toys come in adorable and amusing animal shapes that are a notch above the usual finger puppet—after all, these are the work of design-savvy DwellStudio. Sure, there’s the token bunny and bear, but the more unusual owl, moose and raccoon will really tickle parents (but still look cute enough to make their way into any fairytale). $21 for 5 puppets.

Fleabags

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:37:01 GMT

When we go to the flea market, the grocery store, or any other place where we are likely to buy a ton of stuff, we have very specific requirements about the bag we bring along: it has to be big but not unwieldy, chic but functional, and possibly made out of earth-friendly materials. And look! We have found something that fits our myriad requirements— miracle of miracles! The Fleabag is made out of organic cotton/hemp canvas, with a vegetable-tanned leather bottom to keep it tough. These limited-edition bags, which are lined in cute striped material, have the edition numbers right on the front so recipients know they are getting something that is truly unique.

EOS Lip Spheres

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:30:30 GMT

We bet that if Judy Jetson existed in real life, she would be a beauty junkie, and we bet this would be her go-to product. This organic lip balm comes in three flavors—Honeysuckle Honeydew, Sweet Mint, and Summer Fruit—and is packaged in futuristic-looking spheres.

A Happy Ending for Rescued Dogs

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:22:56 GMT

Life ain’t no Cinderella story—it’s hard to find a good, satisfying happy ending. But thanks to teNeue we now have documented proof that everything does end up OK in the end (sometimes)—at least, for our four-legged friends. This tells the story of animal rescuer Michael Aufhauser, and his efforts to save hundreds of dogs and give them a new lease on life. Give to your sappiest friends and watch them try and fail to make it through dry-eyed.

Don’t Piss Off the Fairies Step Stone

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:13:46 GMT

We don’t know much about fairies, but a quick Google search reveals that they like to hang out in gardens—which is why you should gift green-thumbed individuals this explicit stepping stone. Who knows? Maybe those suckers bite.

Mandles

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:10:27 GMT

Sure, everyone likes a candle, but do guys want the normal, vanilla/floral scented version lying around their apartments? No, they do not. That’s why we bring you Mandles—candles created specifically for men. Guy-appropriate scents include Auto Shop, Kegger, and Swimsuit Model.

Portland General Store Whiskey Skin Quench Aftershave Balm

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:02:58 GMT

Our faces put up with a lot—the heat, cold, UV rays, etc., and for that, they deserve a drink or two. So gift guys Whiskey Skin Quench Aftershave, which is loaded with vitamins and anti-oxidants to help rejuvenate skin. And this product is scented with Portland General Store’s Whiskey fragrance—they claim a young Marlon Brando would have worn this scent if it had existed back in his day.

Benefit Crescent Row Fragrances

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:39:57 GMT

We know Chanel No. 5 is a classic, sophisticated scent, but it’s not exactly…well, fun. So if you know someone looking for something a little bit more lighthearted from her perfume, gift one of Benefit’s Crescent Row fragrances. These three scents—woody floral Laugh with Me LeeLee, oriental floral Something about Sofia, or woody oriental My Place or Yours Gina—are inspired by a fashionable strip of flats in Bath, UK, and come in martini shaker-inspired bottles.

Football Carpet

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:34:32 GMT

For ultimate football (that’s soccer to us uncultured Americans) fans, bring the pitch (that means field, guys) to them with this football carpet. And if the recipient happens to have a significant other, tell her to put all the fragile stuff in storage before you gift—this is sure to inspire impromptu indoor World Cup matches.

Little Fisherman Fishbowl

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:16:15 GMT

Is it cruel to make fish stare death in the face every day? Probably, but it sure does make a funny fishbowl. This typical glass bowl is ornamented with a guy who looks like he is fishing for his dinner.

Lilly Pulitzer Monopoly

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:09:46 GMT

There are two types of people: those who play Monopoly to win, and those who just wish that blingin’ ring on Luxury Tax was actually for sale. For the latter type, there is the Lilly Pulitzer version of the classic game, done over in pink and green, featuring different Palm Beach locales and classic Lilly products. Even the Get Out of Jail Free card reads “Swap jail stripes for Lilly Brights!”

Shotgun Wedding Reception Anniversary Lights

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:16:04 GMT

“Lights! Camera! Action! Bang! Oh… I hope that was just a tranq dart!”

-Steve Kemble

3 Gun Vase

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:13:07 GMT

“Because sometimes the only way to get 'em to the altar is excessive force.”

-Steve Kemble

Reynaud Cristobal Coral China

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:10:56 GMT

“Only you, her college roommate, will know that her dinnerware will see more Stouffer’s than soufflés!”

-Steve Kemble

Campble Brothers Surfboard

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:07:11 GMT

“I’ve seen plenty of crazy things at weddings, but this would take the wave.”

- Steve Kemble

Calypso Marine

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:05:07 GMT

“She can smell like the ocean all year long… wait, that didn’t come out right!”

-Steve Kemble

Mystique Mother of Pearl Sandals

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:54:04 GMT

“Every bride needs a chic sandal to run from her new Mother-in-law.”

-Steve Kemble

Domaine des Aubuisieres Vouvray Brut NV

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:47:35 GMT

“The perfect white for toasting the future. And you don’t need a chemical engineering degree to read the label, just a few years of French! I say , 'Oui!' "

-Steve Kemble