11/2/09

Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 1939

Last week seemed to be Political Incorrectness Week in the celebrity world, and here are two bright, shiny, super-embarrassing examples:

Country songbird and Kanye West frienemy forever Taylor Swift was caught partying at Katy Perry’s 25th birthday bash with model A.J. English, who had a…well…a swastika…painted on his shirt. He claims that the mark started out as an X but became “perverted” during the course of the party. Sure, dude. It’s like that time my brother spray-painted his name on our sidewalk and then told my moms it was because he dropped the paint can and it “spilled” to look like that. Solid gold excuse. We all know how tricky art supplies can be: the second you take your eye off them, they start tagging any surface they find. It really makes life difficult. Especially for Taylor.
Tyra Banks has recreated the contestants on America’s Next Top Model as biracial, through the use of skin-darkening makeup. Otherwise known as blackface. Tyra, sweetie, just because French Vogue did it in their October issue, don’t make it right. If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you too? We certainly hope not, because then there would be no one to terrorize future generations of wannabe models on TV.

Celebridiots, a word of advice: maybe you should buy us all some pizza to make us love you again.

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